October 2011
Can we start kidnapping these motherfuckers...
Kim kardashian spent millions on the wedding and made even more off of it…now they getting divorced…after like 10 weeks or some shit
This is gonna be a short post…tumblr isn’t the place for complaining ass niggas (although its full of ‘em)
But niggas is broke out here and it ain’t fair….
Dear elderly Asian people,
Why do you come grocery shopping at 9am?
How do you, in your old age. Manage to collect THAT many bottles?
Why do you insist on paying me entirely in change?
Watchsteezallmighty:
bananamuffinss:
omgphantastic:
jaysmynamex3:
sandwitchplease:
ohdangletsbangx:
youaresuchafuck-ass:
thisrealityhere:
FOREVER REBLOG
wat
LMAO
FOREVER REBLOG
LOL! liked this a long time ago & i finally watched it.
OH MY GOSH. HAHAHHA
CANT. HANDLE.
Hands down one of the funniest shits I’ve seen in a while
“And then I came.”
– Steve Jobs
iammarsz:
“I’m a Gorillaz fan.”
only knows Feel Good, Inc.
…..
“Lauryn’s lyrics transcended the specifics of gender and personal biography,...”
– Jay Z (excerpt from Decoded)
hypexflight:
yobeckswtf:
hypexflight:
yobeckswtf:
Going to get that tatted in December when my Guity comes home from Hawaii (joining the Army sounds like a good fucking time don’t it?) (Well, until you get deployed :/ )..
Still haven’t decided on a spot, but I’m excited.
i see you pac…
I hate you.
His shit was whack & janky looking anyways.. She didn’t even look proud the ho on...
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hypexflight:
thank-god-mikey replied to your post: Paranormal Activity 3
Fucking thank you.
Paranormal Activity 3
might as well have seen anything with Nicholas Cage in it….
Today in karate, we practiced →
Roundhouse Kicks w/ partners. We were instructed not to make contact yet, but to use our partners as a visual.
well, my partner fucked up and got too close mid-kick and ended up taking my royal right foot in the kidney. it was crazy because we both froze as it happened —she’s like 0_0 and i’m dead still w/ one leg up on some crouching tiger shit.
Afterwards, she goes “I’m…I’m okay….I’m fine”...
“There ain’t nothin’ like a fat ol’ ass”
– Bill Cosby in “Ghost Dad”
As I type this...
I’m sitting across from a guy wearing an XFL t-shirt….
….I am on the 7train though…..so this is normal….
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The way jay z says "hova" on "swagger like us"
Sounds gay as hell…
And the fact that he says it twice doesn’t help…
Jewie
Shut yo cute ass up. You know I meant it sincerely…
The signatures....
You guys are fucking funny….
I can't stand....
People who have signatures on their texts.
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That shit is called Stree Overlord....
I seen that in a bodega and cried with laughter
