HYPE. I TUMBLE LIKE THE DICE DO.: Archive

Jun 30th

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logic for niggas.

iammarsz: When you can’t win a girl over with your looks, make her laugh. A lot. Then you’ll have like a 55% chance of winning her over.

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

yo instead of saying good night or have a good...

imma be like “have a gang rape free weekend” or “avoid asphyxiation tonight” …it’ll catch on i promise.

Jun 30th

BLACK SWAN WAS A WASTE OF FILM.

hypexflight: crapcom: hypexflight: that is all. unless you have a vagina. otherwise it deserved every award in the world. see now if natalie portman got like gangbanged or something…or like actually turned into a bird shit i might’ve been interested.

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

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andross asked: That Happy Hova thing will never not be creepy.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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and then darius destroyed my fucking psyche...

cheerio old chap. i say cheerio.

Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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HAPPY HOVA

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Jun 29th

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imagine if you will, solving julia's achiles...

as promised i will go get her some human growth hormone to speed up her achiles injury by like 1000 percent. of course there will be a few side effects, but think about it….she won’t need ANY help opening those costco jars of mayonnaise and if a nigga get stupid in the streets…guess who i’m callin….everybody wins bruh, come on i’m a genius.

Jun 29th

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littlealaska: FINALLY!!

Jun 29th

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seriously tho, what made you start following me?

Jun 28th

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there's certain things i find funny about tim&eric

like the fact that they make money off that show and DVD sales.

Jun 28th

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Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

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Anonymous asked: Ok I totally respect your opinion on the toms debate and me personally I don't wear them but I am criticized on a daily basis about what I do wear mostly because its not what the normal straight black male teenager would wear. I don't do it to impress anybody (I'm somewhat of an introvert) but I like wear different styles because that's how I feel the most comfortable. I'm...

Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

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People be obsessed with "love".

britteryikes: S’not that serious, foo.

Jun 27th

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i'm watching this nick cannon stand up.

wishing i could free john allen muhammad….

Jun 27th

leflaur leflah eshkoshka

Jun 27th

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no batteries in the remote

its been on HBO family for too long.

Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

Anonymous asked: I didn't agree with your post about "niggas" wearing toms shoes. I'm not trying to start internet beef because...we're not 4 years old I just wanted to hear your reasoning why it's not ok for someone to wear whatever their heart pleases.

Jun 27th